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phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
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kingjaffejoffer: Every blue moon I end up killing a bug with some spray that isn’t intended to be an insect killer. Like if there’s a spider on the ceiling in the corner, and I spray that nigga with some Lemon Pledge. Some irrational part of my brain is like “what if the Lemon Pledge mutates the spider to 30x its normal size instantaneously… has anyone soaked a spider in furniture polish...
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mightyyfro: I have some great (white) friends for them to still love me after my anti-wp rampage these past few weeks. Or in their eyes, you’re that one crazy person that they befriend so they’ll know not to show up on Tuesday because some shits gon go down. “Mightyyfro said she’s gon go worldstar on Sam on Tuesday so I’m gonna stay home.”
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gy-m: Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not Those aren’t friends, they’re people you tolerate when you’re around them but deep down inside, you’d rather be *insert recluse activites*.
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